We are super excited to show you these prototypes of the cards we produced!

These are smaller than our finished cards will be, and of course don't have the same print quality, but we hope you are as excited as we are by this prototype.

These locally produced samples will be used for me to proof read and edit before we go to print on the mass run!

We used the artwork which is currently winning in our poll, make sure you vote for your favourite artwork! We'll keep the poll open until we finish the campaign, at which point its onto preparing our sample with our main factory.

We are still closing in on our final stretch goal, please keep sharing this campaign so we can hit it!

As we approach the 24 hour mark I just wanted to say thank you all for backing this project, and we're super excited to be making these awesome cards!

Please reach out if you have any questions!

Matt & Tam
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We have charged through another stretch goal! Now we are delighted to include 10 rather "interesting" spells in your digital packages :)

And nextwe would like to announce our final stretch goal, and its super exciting!!

When we hit 1500 backers we will add an extra card, working title "rollable insults"!! This will be a compact roll table printed on a card to generate new two word put downs.....

This card will allow you to roll up some new insults to use in your games, and is a great addition to the card deck :)

Thank you all so much for your support for this project! We're so thrilled with the support and we can't wait to get these cards out to you!

Speaking of which I am able to share a draft timeline with you. 

We hope to have the final insults and card designs to print this side of Christmas, and hope to clear factory by CNY, which would put products in warehouses around April. 

Please keep sharing this campaign so we can hit that final stretch goal and add that awesome extra card!

Matt & Tam
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We have been truly blown away by the support for this project!
Honestly, your support has been awesome and we are flying through stretch goals!

Now we have smashed through our 750 backer target, we will be creating "F#@!ing Fantastic Things" for our backers!

And our next stretch goal will be -

Reach 1000 Backers -
PDF of "S#!% Hot Spells. Fully laid out PDF detailing 10 slightly suspect spells (5E and Generic Rules).

Please keep sharing this project!
And Don't forget to vote for your favourite image for the back of the cards!

And Finally.....
Thank you for all of you who popped by to see us at Dragonmeet! We had a prototype of the cards with us (video incoming!!) and it was great seeing so many smiles and giggles! 

Matt & Tam
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Thanks to your amazing support we have hit our second stretch goal!

We have passed 500 backers, so we're thrilled to announce we'll create a PDF random roll table "All the places you can $@%! off to". That's 100 rude place names that will bring a smile and/or a wince to any face.

And we are thrilled to announce our next stretch goal!

When we pass 750 backers we will create a PDF of our favourite 10 magic items. "F#@!ing Fantastic Things" will be 10 detailed rude magic items with stat blocks and created for 5E.

As you can probably tell we have been having a lot of fun creating this project, and we're super happy to be creating more content for you guys!

Please keep sharing this campaign so we can hit more stretch goals and make more saucy content!! Honestly we're really enjoying this adventure :)

And don't forget to vote on our card designs! Poll is attached to this update and on the community tab on the campaign page. Its really close between the 2 designs right now.

If you have any questions please reach out to us here in the comments.

Matt & Tam

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We have hit our first stetch goal!
We have over 250 (actually over 300 now!!) backers, so we will be writing a fully illustrated and laid out PDF stat block, of our cover dragon Birdy. It will, of course, have a saucy twist and honestly we are really looking forwards to this!!

Our next Stretch Goal achievement will be unlocked when we reach 500 backers and will be -
 

We will add a random roll table of 100+ naughty place names to use in your RPGs. 

So please keep sharing this campaign so we can make this awesome package even better!!

And finally don't forget to help us decide on the artwork we use on the back of the cards! You can vote in the poll attached to this update, and in the community tab on the main page!

Thank you for your support on this rather different adventure for us!

(We're actually super close to hitting the 500 backers so yay! I will start getting our next stretch goal ready to announce!)

Matt & Tam
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Thank you all so so much!

Now we are just so happy these cards are happening, its something we've wanted to make for ages and we hope these bring as much banter and laughter to your tables as they have to ours.

Please keep sharing this campaign. We have some super cool stretch goals planned, firstly

When we reach 250 backers we'll write a stat block PDF for Birdy, the dragon in our artwork.

Birdy, our rather grumpy cover star, has been beautifully illustrated by the awesome James Hayball who we have been lucky enough to work with on a few projects. And for this stretch goal Birdy will get a full stat block, description and detailed attacks.

And as I say on the campaign page, Birdy's fire breath attack may not come from the front end, so prepare yourselves for some more unusual dragon attack moves.

And please do take a moment to help us decide on our card artwork. There is a poll attached to this update, which can also be found on the campaign page, so you can let us know your thoughts.

And finally if you think you can throw a better insult than we can, then head over to the comments and let us have it!

Please reach out with any thoughts and queries!

Tam & Matt

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